Heya! I'm Eva.
I laugh at the most inopportune moments, 💜💜💜 to snuggle up and read during thunderstorms with a hot cup of tea and rice pudding, have an uncanny ability to find the silver lining in things (especially when sh!t hits the fan), and believe in fate and destiny.
Whew. These things are such a b*tch to write. Hemingway said, “There is nothing to writing. All you have to do is sit in front of a typewriter and let your heart bleed.”
That’s how it feels right now. Maybe I won’t bare my entire soul. I gotta leave something to the imagination, don’t I?
Never did I think I would be here sprinkling my dirty little secrets for others to read. I hoarded all of this out of humiliation of my past.
Anyway, let me get to it. So it goes…
I struggled with alcoholism for several years before I was able to get myself clean and sober.
When I made the commitment to yours truly to get my life straightened out almost five years ago, I had nothing and no one. Not even AA meetings. So I relied solely on Divine faith to guide me in my recovery journey. It was also when I said f*ck it and came out of the woo woo closet after hiding that side of myself my entire life.
And that’s what brings me here. I created this business (my baby) to help you rock your recovery and become the love of your life. Because I know what it feels like when you have no one to count on. I also know what it’s like to suffer an epic humiliation hangover and learning to survive yourself.
And if I can help you to see your beauty and find your worth while showing you just how much FUN sobriety is, well then, mission accomplished.
Let’s talk astrology. So now would be an appropriate time to tell you that should you want to work with me, I’ll be asking you for your birth details.
You know how people do Google searches on each other? Well, I look at people’s birth charts. Because it’s the blueprint of your soul. And Google’s good, but not that good.
If you have no idea what any of that means, worry not. Once you and I get to know each other, you’ll learn more about astrology.
Who knows? You may even come to develop a fetish for it.
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